Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 13: Episode 7
December 12th, 1987
Gorbachev’s Incompetent Translator
Angie Dickinson’s MonologueBio: Angie Dickinson (1931-). Actress; best remembered as Sergeant Leann “Pepper” Anderson in TV series “Police Woman”, 1974-78.
DonahueRecurring Characters: Phil Donahue.
Wedgie Fever!Summary: A masochist contestant (Jon Lovitz) purposely answers quiz show questions wrong so that he can get his underwear yanked by a crane.
Buster Poindexter performs “Hot Hot Hot”First Performed: 86a.
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
David Gilmour performs “Ah, Robertson, It’s You”Bio: David Gilmour (1946-). Musician; lead guitarist and singer-songwriter for Pink Floyd.
The Assimilated Jew’s HanukkahRecurring Characters: Henry Kissinger.