Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 13: Episode 11
87k: Justine Bateman / Terrance Trent D’arby
Friday Night Videos
Announcer…..Phil Hartman
George Will…..Dana Carvey
…..Justine Bateman
NBC FRIDAY NIGHT VIDEOS INTRO PLAYS
Announcer: And now back to FRIDAY NIGHT VIDEOS – with Justine Bateman andcolumnist George Will.
JUSTINE BATEMAN and “Newsweek” columnist GEORGE F. WILL are seated side byside. Both adjust their posture.
George Will: Hello.
Justine nods.
Justine Bateman: Hi.
George Will: You’ve done this before?
Justine Bateman: No, no. First time. You?
George Will: Nope. First for me.
George gives a nervous laugh. Both nod their heads. Both are silent.
Justine Bateman: So you’re a writer?
George Will: More of a columnist you would say.
Justine Bateman: I see.
George Will: Yeah.
Justine Bateman: Alright.
George Will: Yeah.
Both stare off to their side. Both adjust their posture. Both are silent.
George Will: Want some water?
Justine Bateman: No thanks.
George Will: I won’t either.
Both again remain silent.
George Will: FRIDAY NIGHT VIDEOS.
Justine nods. George nods.
George Will: Oh boy.
Submitted by: Cody Downs
