Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 13: Episode 12
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:Bit Players:
February 20th, 1988
Tom Hanks
Randy Travis
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Andy Murphy
Calgary ’88Transcript
Montage
Tom Hanks’ MonologueFirst Hosted: 85e.
Giant Businessman
The Bean CafeSummary: Farting euphemisms are the specialty of the house at the Bean Cafe.
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The Pat Stevens ShowSummary: Pat Stevens (Nora Dunn) interviews potential Republican presidential wives Elizabeth Dole (Jan Hooks) and Barbara Bush (Phil Hartman).
Recurring Characters: Pat Stevens, Elizabeth Dole, Barbara Bush.
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Randy Travis performs “Forever & Ever, Amen”Bio: Randy Travis (1959-). Country singer.
Weekend Update with Dennis MillerTranscript
Girl-Watchers A Go-GoSummary: A pair of Girl Watchers (Tom Hanks, Jon Lovitz) awkardly scope women and survey their chances on a city street.
Recurring Characters: Girl Watcher 1, Girl Watcher 2.
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Apple Support SystemsSummary: First time computer user Randy (Tom Hanks) is dependent on (Kevin Nealon) just to get his computer turned on, much less operate it.
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Casey Kasem Sings The BeatlesRecurring Characters: Casey Kasem.
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Delivery RoomTranscript
Observational Stand-upsRecurring Characters: Stand-ups.
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Randy Travis performs “What’ll You Do”
Sentimental Pawn ShopTranscript
Goodnights
