Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 14: Episode 1
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:Bit Players:
October 15th, 1988
Matthew Broderick
The Sugarcubes
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Catherine O’Hara
Laurie Metcalf
Tom Davis
The GraduateSummary: At a campaign fundraiser, Dan Quayle (Matthew Broderick) finds himself the object of Nancy Reagan’s (Jan Hooks) seduction.
Recurring Characters: George Bush, Dan Quayle, Jeanne Kirkpatrick, Nancy Reagan.
Montage
Matthew Broderick’s Monologue
Bio: Matthew Broderick (1962-). Actor; was offered Michael J. Fox’s role in “Family Ties” sitcom, but turned it down because of his film schedule; films include: “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986), “Glory” (1989), “The Cable Guy” (1996), “Election” (1999); married to actress Sarah Jessica Parker since 1997.
Also Hosted: 97s.
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McDonnell-RandSummary: Medical waste ad parody.
The Five BeatlesSummary: In his tell-all book, embittered Albert Goldman (Phil Hartman) recalls being kicked out The Beatles.
Recurring Characters: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Elvis Presley.
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Cooking with Monkey
Summary: Don Winston (Dana Carvey) introduces his audience to an upscale restaurant where all the dishes are prepared exclusively from monkey.
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The Sugarcubes perform “Birthday”Bio: Alternative rock band from Iceland; members: Björk Guðmundsdóttir (vocals, keyboards), Einar Örn Benediktsson, Sigtryggur Baldursson (drums), Þór Eldon (guitar), Bragi Ólafsson (bass), Einar Melax (keyboards).
Weekend Update with Dennis Miller
Summary: A. Whitney Brown delivers “The Big Picture” on ??
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Nude BeachSummary: Bob (Dana Carvey) introduces shy Doug (Matthew Broderick) to the rest of the group of nudists who hang out on the beach. Together, they sing “The Penis Song”.
Note: This sketch was cut from last week’s dress rehearsal.
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The Thumper Family
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Learning to FeelSummary: The two girl watchers (Tom Hanks, Jon Lovitz) try to meet women at their ten-year high school reunion.
Recurring Characters: Denise Venetti, Neil Simmons.
Laurie Has A Story
Hollywood Salute
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The Sugarcubes perform “Motorcrash”
The Baby & The Fairy
Goodnights
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