Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 14: Episode 3
88c: John Larroquette / Randy Newman
Vote Bush I
[ show image of each President standing before a police line-up replica ]
Announcer: John F. Kennedy was six-foot-one.
Abraham Lincoln was six-foot-five.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt was six-foot-one.
George Bush is six-foot-two.
But Michael Dukakis is five-foot-five-and-a-half.
Bush. He’s taller.
[ SUPER: “Bush. He’s Taller.” ]
