Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 14: Episode 3
88c: John Larroquette / Randy Newman
Vote Bush II
[ show each President’s head in front of an American flag ]
Announcer: John F. Kennedy’s parents were born in America.
Abraham Lincoln’s parents were born in America.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s parents were born in America.
George Bush’s parents were born in America.
[ show Dukakis’ head in front of a Greek flag ]
But Michael Dukakis’ parents?
Bush. His parents were born in America.
[ SUPER: “Bush. His parents were born in America.” ]
