SNL Transcripts: Demi Moore: 11/12/88


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  Season 14: Episode 5

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November 12th, 1988

Demi Moore

Johnny Clegg & Savuka


Kirsten Dunst

Bruce Willis
Bush’s Final Negative AdSummary: The election is over, but, because newly-elected George Bush’s (Dana Carvey) campaign crew raised more money than necessary, he has produced one final negative ad against Michael Dukakis for the citizens of America.

Recurring Characters: George Bush.

Note: Future actress Kirsten Dunst appears as an child extra to portray one of Bush’s grandchildren.



Demi Moore’s MonologueBio: Demi Moore (1962-). Actress; former model; first gained attention while appearing on soap opera “General Hospital”, from 1982-83; film credits include: “St. Elmo’s Fire” (1985), “About Last Night…” (1986), “Indecent Proposal” (1993), “Disclosure” (1994); married to songwriter Freddy Moore, 1980-85; married to actor Bruce Willis, 1987-2000; married to younger actor Ashton Kutcher, 2005-.

Cameos: 04o, 07j.

Neuburg’s Bleu Cheese Cooler

Beauty and the BeastTranscript

Camping With Hans & FranzRecurring Characters: Hans, Franz.


The World Of Dr. Know-It-All

Johnny Clegg & Savuka perform “I Call Your Name”Bio: Johnny Clegg (1953-). South American musician; mixes Zulu and English lyrics with African, European, and Celtic music styles. Savuka is Clegg’s second band, following Juluka.

Weekend Update with Dennis MillerRecurring Characters: Imelda Marcos.


One Man’s DemonsTranscript

Woman vs. Rattlesnake

Lou’s Poker Game

Florszag Travel

Johnny Clegg & Savuka perform “Take My Heart Away”

Businessman’s Chatter LineSummary: All-business phone chat for lonely businessmen everywhere.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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Matt Vandermast
Matt Vandermast
1 year ago

I’d like to send some transcripts for this episode. Are the email addresses at this site still good email addresses? If not, and you see this, please email me at the email address I’ve entered here. Thanks!

Matt Vandermast
Matt Vandermast
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1 year ago

Awesome! Thanks for letting me know.

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