Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 14: Episode 5
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November 12th, 1988
Demi Moore
Johnny Clegg & Savuka
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Kirsten Dunst
Bruce Willis
Bush’s Final Negative AdSummary: The election is over, but, because newly-elected George Bush’s (Dana Carvey) campaign crew raised more money than necessary, he has produced one final negative ad against Michael Dukakis for the citizens of America.
Recurring Characters: George Bush.
Note: Future actress Kirsten Dunst appears as an child extra to portray one of Bush’s grandchildren.
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Montage
Demi Moore’s MonologueBio: Demi Moore (1962-). Actress; former model; first gained attention while appearing on soap opera “General Hospital”, from 1982-83; film credits include: “St. Elmo’s Fire” (1985), “About Last Night…” (1986), “Indecent Proposal” (1993), “Disclosure” (1994); married to songwriter Freddy Moore, 1980-85; married to actor Bruce Willis, 1987-2000; married to younger actor Ashton Kutcher, 2005-.
Cameos: 04o, 07j.
Neuburg’s Bleu Cheese Cooler
Beauty and the BeastTranscript
Camping With Hans & FranzRecurring Characters: Hans, Franz.
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The World Of Dr. Know-It-All
Johnny Clegg & Savuka perform “I Call Your Name”Bio: Johnny Clegg (1953-). South American musician; mixes Zulu and English lyrics with African, European, and Celtic music styles. Savuka is Clegg’s second band, following Juluka.
Weekend Update with Dennis MillerRecurring Characters: Imelda Marcos.
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One Man’s DemonsTranscript
Woman vs. Rattlesnake
Lou’s Poker Game
Florszag Travel
Johnny Clegg & Savuka perform “Take My Heart Away”
Businessman’s Chatter LineSummary: All-business phone chat for lonely businessmen everywhere.
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Goodnights
