Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 14: Episode 7
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:Bit Players:
December 3rd, 1988
Danny DeVito
The Bangles
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Arnold Schwartzenegger
Joe Dicso
Tom Davis
Conan O’Brien
Pumping Up With Hans & FranzRecurring Characters: Hans, Franz.
Transcript
Montage
Danny DeVito’s MonologueSummary: Because he loves the rush of coming out on stage, Danny DeVito requests the opportunity to do it a second time.
First Hosted: 81s.
Transcript
Big RedTranscript
Sex TonightRecurring Characters: Jessica Hahn, Casey Kasem.
Reclino Love LoungeRecurring Characters: Wilford Brimley.
Bankrupt Scrooge
The Bangles perform “In Your Room”Bio: All-girl folk-rock/jangle pop band out of Los Angeles; members: Susanna Hoffs, Debbi Peterson, Vicki Peterson, Michael Steele.
Weekend Update with Dennis MillerRecurring Characters: Yasser Arafat.
You Shot Me!Transcript
The Bastard BattalionTranscript
The Bangles perform “Hazy Shade Of Winter”
Celebrity RestaurantRecurring Characters: Buddy Precisely, Burt Reynolds.
Amateur Guardian Angels
Goodnights
