SNL Transcripts: Danny DeVito: 12/03/88


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December 3rd, 1988

Danny DeVito

The Bangles


Arnold Schwartzenegger

Joe Dicso

Tom Davis

Conan O’Brien
Pumping Up With Hans & FranzRecurring Characters: Hans, Franz.



Danny DeVito’s MonologueSummary: Because he loves the rush of coming out on stage, Danny DeVito requests the opportunity to do it a second time.

First Hosted: 81s.


Big RedTranscript

Sex TonightRecurring Characters: Jessica Hahn, Casey Kasem.

Reclino Love LoungeRecurring Characters: Wilford Brimley.

Bankrupt Scrooge

The Bangles perform “In Your Room”Bio: All-girl folk-rock/jangle pop band out of Los Angeles; members: Susanna Hoffs, Debbi Peterson, Vicki Peterson, Michael Steele.

Weekend Update with Dennis MillerRecurring Characters: Yasser Arafat.

You Shot Me!Transcript

The Bastard BattalionTranscript

The Bangles perform “Hazy Shade Of Winter”

Celebrity RestaurantRecurring Characters: Buddy Precisely, Burt Reynolds.

Amateur Guardian Angels


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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