Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 14: Episode 7
[ open on boy and girl playing a boring board game ]
Girl: It’s your turn again.
Boy: I wish we had something fun to play with.[ Big Red crashes through the ceiling ]
Jingle: [ explains the use of the toy ]“Here he comes, from the frozen north
A mighty man from the land of Thor
You pour in the goop
In the helmet thing
But you better watch out
When you pull the string!
He’s big, big, big!
And he’s red, red, red!
And that’s how he got
to earn the name Big Red!
Announcer: Big Red, by Bleego, makers of Termite Town.
Clean-up kit sold separately.