SNL Transcripts: Ted Danson: 02/11/89


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  Season 14: Episode 12

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February 11th, 1989

Ted Danson

Luther Vandross



Tom Davis
CheersRecurring Characters: Michael Dukakis, Kitty Dukakis.



Ted Danson’s MonologueBio: Ted Danson (1947-). Actor; on television, plays Sam Malone on “Cheers”, 1982-93, Dr. John Becker on “Becker”, 1998-2004; films include: “Body Heat” (1981), “Three Men and a Baby” (1987); while romantically involved with Whoopi Goldberg, garnered negative press when he appeared in blackface at a Friar’s Club Roast in her honor; married to third wife, actress Mary Steenbergen, since 1995.

Cameos: 91c.

Sleepytime Rat Control

The Iranian People’s Court

Women Can’t Say No

Plug AwayRecurring Characters: Harvey Fierstein, Roseanne Barr, Casey Kasem.

Luther Vandross performs “She Won’t Talk To Me”Also Performed: 81l.

Weekend Update with Dennis MillerRecurring Characters: George Michael.

Living With HogsTranscript

Grumpy Old ManRecurring Characters: Grumpy Old Man.

Luther Vandross performs “For You To Love”

Kevin’s First Love

Going to England


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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