SNL Transcripts: Ted Danson: 02/11/89

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  Season 14: Episode 12

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February 11th, 1989

Ted Danson

Luther Vandross



Tom Davis
CheersRecurring Characters: Michael Dukakis, Kitty Dukakis.



Ted Danson’s MonologueBio: Ted Danson (1947-). Actor; on television, plays Sam Malone on “Cheers”, 1982-93, Dr. John Becker on “Becker”, 1998-2004; films include: “Body Heat” (1981), “Three Men and a Baby” (1987); while romantically involved with Whoopi Goldberg, garnered negative press when he appeared in blackface at a Friar’s Club Roast in her honor; married to third wife, actress Mary Steenbergen, since 1995.

Cameos: 91c.

Sleepytime Rat Control

The Iranian People’s Court

Women Can’t Say No

Plug AwayRecurring Characters: Harvey Fierstein, Roseanne Barr, Casey Kasem.

Luther Vandross performs “She Won’t Talk To Me”Also Performed: 81l.

Weekend Update with Dennis MillerRecurring Characters: George Michael.

Living With HogsTranscript

Grumpy Old ManRecurring Characters: Grumpy Old Man.

Luther Vandross performs “For You To Love”

Kevin’s First Love

Going to England


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