Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 14: Episode 16
Planet of the Enormous Hooters
Courtier #1…..Jan Hooks
Courtier #2…..Victoria Jackson
Announcer: On the outer reaches of our galaxy spins the planetEstrogena, where there evolved an advanced race of women: Planet ofthe Enormous Hooters.
Queen: Bring the deformed one to me!
Courtier #1: Queen Zarma, your Exalted Fullness. We have brought the prisoner.
Courtier #2: Look! Her breasts are so small. They look like melons![ everyone laughs ]
Prisoner: Oh, please don’t belittle me.
Queen: You are a disgrace to our planet. I hereby banish you to the planet Earth, where your undersize breasts will go unnoticed, and you may live your life in anonymity. Take her to the spaceship – she disgusts me!
Prisoner: No, no! Please reconsider! [ she’s pulled outside ]
Announcer: Tune in next week for Planet of the Enormous Hooters.