SNL Transcripts: Dolly Parton: 04/15/89: Planet of the Enormous Hooters



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  Season 14: Episode 16





88q: Dolly Parton

Planet of the Enormous Hooters

Queen…..Nora Dunn
Courtier #1…..Jan Hooks
Courtier #2…..Victoria Jackson
Prisoner…..Dolly Parton

Announcer: On the outer reaches of our galaxy spins the planetEstrogena, where there evolved an advanced race of women: Planet ofthe Enormous Hooters.

Queen: Bring the deformed one to me!

Courtier #1: Queen Zarma, your Exalted Fullness. We have brought the prisoner.

Courtier #2: Look! Her breasts are so small. They look like melons!

[ everyone laughs ]

Prisoner: Oh, please don’t belittle me.

Queen: You are a disgrace to our planet. I hereby banish you to the planet Earth, where your undersize breasts will go unnoticed, and you may live your life in anonymity. Take her to the spaceship – she disgusts me!

Prisoner: No, no! Please reconsider! [ she’s pulled outside ]

Announcer: Tune in next week for Planet of the Enormous Hooters.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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