SNL Transcripts: Wayne Gretzky: 05/13/89

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May 13th, 1989

Wayne Gretzky

Fine Young Cannibals


Janet Jones

Tom Davis

Andy Murphy

Conan O’Brien
Carter In PanamaRecurring Characters: Jimmy Carter.


Wayne Gretzky’s MonologueBio: Wayne Gretzky (1961-). Athlete; National Hockey League player for the Edmonton Oilers (1979-88), the Los Angeles Kings (1988-96), the St. Louis Blues (1996), and the New York Rangers (1996-99); nicknamed “The Great One”, he was awarded the NHL’s Most Valuable Player award eight seasons in a row.

Sleepytime Rat ControlNote: Repeat from: 88l.

Fishing With the Anal-Retentive SportsmanRecurring Characters: Anal-Retentive Gene.

Wayne’s WorldRecurring Characters: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar.

This Week with David BrinkleyRecurring Characters: David Brinkley, George F. Will, Cokie Roberts, Sam Donaldson.

Fine Young Cannibals perform “She Drives Me Crazy”Bio: British band, comprised of former members of The Beat; members: Roland Gift, David Steele, Andy Cox.

Weekend Update with Dennis Miller

Celebrity Hockey IdeasRecurring Characters: John Travolta, Brigitte Nielsen, Jack Nicholson, Bette Davis, Tina Yothers, Sylvester Stallone, Howie Mandel, George Hamilton.

Point Blank

Fine Young Cannibals perform “Good Thing”

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