SNL Transcripts: Bruce Willis: 09/30/89: Donahue Promo I


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  Season 15: Episode 1

89a: Bruce Willis / Neil Young

Donahue Promo I

Phil Donahue…..Phil Hartman

[FADE IN on Phil standing in a navy blue suit against a nondescript gray wall. The band plays the “Donahue” theme song.]

Phil Donahue: You’re a lonely American male! You’ve decided to jump back into the dating game! You take Mary Lou to dinner, and during an intimate moment, you discover that you’re also out with Leslie and Becky! Women who name their breasts! Next “Donahue.”

[The theme stops as he nods ruefully. SUPERIMPOSE a gold and white “DONAHUE” caption across the bottom of the screen. FADE to black over laughter and applause.]

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Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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