SNL Transcripts: Bruce Willis: 09/30/89: Donahue Promo II


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  Season 15: Episode 1

89a: Bruce Willis / Neil Young

Donahue Promo II

Phil Donahue…..Phil Hartman

[FADE IN on Donahue looking exactly the same as before.]

Phil Donahue: You can barely walk, you can’t concentrate on your work, you feel like you’re going insane! When your shoelace is caught INSIDE your shoe, on the next “Donahue.”

[Phil nods ruefully as the gold-and-white “DONAHUE” caption appears. FADE to black over applause.]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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