Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 15: Episode 1
89a: Bruce Willis / Neil Young
Donahue Promo II
Phil Donahue…..Phil Hartman
[FADE IN on Donahue looking exactly the same as before.]
Phil Donahue: You can barely walk, you can’t concentrate on your work, you feel like you’re going insane! When your shoelace is caught INSIDE your shoe, on the next “Donahue.”
[Phil nods ruefully as the gold-and-white “DONAHUE” caption appears. FADE to black over applause.]
Submitted by: Sean
