SNL Transcripts: Bruce Willis: 09/30/89: Goodnights


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  Season 15: Episode 1

89a: Bruce Willis / Neil Young


…..Bruce Willis

[ return from commercial to bumper of Bruce Willis with his hand resting on his head ] [ dissolve to Bruce standing at Home Base, flanked on both sides by Jon Lovitz and Phil Hartman still dressed like Phil Donahue; Neil Young is nowhere in sight ]

Bruce Willis: Uh.. [ laughs, as Neil Young strolls across the back of the crowd ] Thank you very much, we had, uh, a lot of fun tonight doing this show. I want to thank my, uh.. [ looking around for him ] musical guest – Neil Young. how about it! [ everyone cheers and claps, as Neil Young moves a little bit forward from the rear of the crowd, throws up his arms, smiles, and accepts various high-fives ] Way to go, Neil!

[ Jon Lovitz mumbles something indistinct over the applause ]

Bruce Willis: If any of you are driving home tonight.. please take the car. [ Phil Hartman laughs ] I had a good time. Goodbye. Good night. We’ll see you soon. Adios!

[ the credits roll, as everyone hugs one another. Phil Hartman wanders from castmember to castmember, holding his fisted hand out like a microphone and pretends to interview each of them in the style of Phil Donahue. ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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