Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 15: Episode 3]]>
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October 21st, 1989
Kathleen Turner
Billy Joel
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Christine Zander
Conan O’Brien
Joe Dicso The Miracle Of Fatima ’89
Montage
Kathleen Turner’s Monologue
Plug AwayRecurring Characters: Harvey Fierstein, John Travolta, Lee Iacocca.
Die Squaren Ost Berliner
Donheiser
Billy Joel performs “We Didn’t Start The Fire”Also Performed: 77k, 93d
Weekend Update with Dennis MillerSummary: One man mobile uplink unit Al Franken broadcasts live from a NYC crackhouse. Phil Hartman delivers the George Steinbrenner Health Watch report. A. Whitney Brown delivers a Big Picture commentary on the San Francisco earthquake.
Recurring Characters: Mr. Subliminal.
The EggmanTranscript
Lank Thompson’s “I’m A Handsome Man”Recurring Characters: Lank Thompson.
555-TOON
All About Deborah NorvilleRecurring Characters: Jane Pauley, Gene Shalit.
Billy Joel performs “Downeaster Alexa”
Average Blind Date
Maxwell HouseNote: Another props gaffe, as Jon Lovitz’s fake stomach comes loose as he dances.
Recurring Characters: Linda Ellerbee, Willard Scott.
Goodnights