SNL Transcripts: Chris Evert: 11/11/89


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  Season 15: Episode 5

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November 11th, 1989

Chris Evert



Lorne Michaels

Jeff Renaudo
Wimbledon LossRecurring Characters: Queen Elizabeth.


Chris Evert’s Monologue

Colon BlowTranscript

Bush at The Berlin WallRecurring Characters: President George Bush.


Evert vs. NavratilovaNote: The newspaper montage features the theme music used for Saturday Night News (formerly Weekend Update and SNL Newsbreak) from 1982-84.

Recurring Characters: Martina Navratilova.

Bette Davis’ Videotape WillNote: That’s actually Jan Hooks making all the fast-forward sound effects of the VCR as she performs the “videotaped” will offstage. There’s one moment where she’s still performing the effects even though the tape is no longer fast-forwarding.

Recurring Characters: Bette Davis.

Eurythmics perform “Angel”

Weekend Update with Dennis MillerSummary: Kevin Nealon reviews X-rated movies. Annoying Man (Jon Lovitz) bothers Dennis Miller.

Recurring Characters: Annoying Man.

Lothar Of The Hill PeopleRecurring Characters: Lothar, Tyler, Org.

“Draw the Line”

Lyle, The Effeminate HeterosexualRecurring Characters: Lyle Billup, Mrs. Billup.


Eurythmics perform “Baby’s Gonna Cry”


The Nude House of Wacky PeopleRecurring Characters: Ronald Reagan.



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Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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