Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 15: Episode 7
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
December 2nd, 1989
John Goodman
k.d. lang & The Reclines
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Lorne Michaels
Conan O’Brien
Annabeth Hartzog
Tom Davis
Jim Downey
It Used To Be A Wonderful LifeRecurring Characters: Jimmy Stewart.
Transcript
Montage
John Goodman’s MonologueSummary: John Goodman may be hosting the show tonight, but members of the cast and the audience are more interested in his co-star, Roseanne Barr (Victoria Jackson), who’s hanging out backstage.
Recurring Characters: Roseanne Barr.
Note: In the original live broadcast, the pre-taped segment with Goodman’s wife sitting alone in the audience failed to start, causing the monologue to end abruptly without its punchline. Goodman jokes about this during the Goodnights by pretending to hypnotize the live audience by chanting “There was no technical screw-up!” Both segments were replace with their dress rehearsal versions for reruns.
Transcript
BeautyBath
Recurring Characters: Corazon Aquino.
Note: Repeat from 11/14/87.
Wayne’s WorldRecurring Characters: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar, Officer Wilson.
Cooking with the Anal-Retentive ChefRecurring Characters: Anal-Retentive Gene.
Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive A CarRecurring Characters: Toonces the Cat, Lyle Clark, Brenda clark.
k.d. lang & The Reclines performs “Pullin’ Back The Reins”
Weekend Update with Dennis MillerSummary: Voiceovers of George Bush (Dana Carvey) and Mikhail Gorbachev (Phil Hartman) at the Malta summit are played over film clips. Annoying Man (Jon Lovitz) wanders onto the set.
Recurring Characters: Annoying Man.
The Mike Ditka Type-A Christmas SpecialRecurring Characters: Mike Ditka, Santa Claus.
The Referee Pitman ShowTranscript
k.d. lang & The Reclines performs “Johnny Get Angry”
Gang Parents
thirtysomething CerealSummary: Relieves the drama that starts your morning.
Note: Repeat from 09/30/89.
Goodnights
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