SNL Transcripts: Robert Wagner: 12/09/89

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  Season 15: Episode 8

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Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


December 9th, 1989

Robert Wagner

Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville


Jeff Renaudo

Joe Dicso
A Message From the President of the United StatesRecurring Characters: President George Bush, Dan Quayle.


Robert Wagner’s Monologue

Yard-a-pultNote: Repeat from 10/28/89..

Matt Stevers, Male Nurse

Attack Of The Masturbating Zombies

Tales Of The Runaway Boulder

Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville perform “Don’t Know Much”

Weekend Update with Dennis MillerTranscript

A Betty Ford Straight Arrow ChristmasRecurring Characters: Betty Ford, Johnny Cash, Liza Manelli, David Crosby.

Sloppy Dinner Date

David RockefellerRecurring Characters: David Rockefeller.


In The Middle

Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville perform “When Something Is Wrong”

Swivel Chair Mystery Theatre


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