SNL Transcripts: Robert Wagner: 12/09/89


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 15: Episode 8

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


December 9th, 1989

Robert Wagner

Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville


Jeff Renaudo

Joe Dicso
A Message From the President of the United StatesRecurring Characters: President George Bush, Dan Quayle.


Robert Wagner’s Monologue

Yard-a-pultNote: Repeat from 10/28/89..

Matt Stevers, Male Nurse

Attack Of The Masturbating Zombies

Tales Of The Runaway Boulder

Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville perform “Don’t Know Much”

Weekend Update with Dennis MillerTranscript

A Betty Ford Straight Arrow ChristmasRecurring Characters: Betty Ford, Johnny Cash, Liza Manelli, David Crosby.

Sloppy Dinner Date

David RockefellerRecurring Characters: David Rockefeller.


In The Middle

Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville perform “When Something Is Wrong”

Swivel Chair Mystery Theatre


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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