SNL Transcripts: Ed O’Neill: 01/13/90



SNL Transcripts: Ed O’Neill: 01/13/90 ]]>

 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 15: Episode 10

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


January 13th, 1990

Ed O’Neill

Harry Connick, Jr.


Maury Povich

Lorne Michaels

Bob Odenkirk
Noriega’s PlanSummary: Manuel Noriega (Jon Lovitz) talks President George Bush (Dana Carvey) into a hair-brained scheme.

Recurring Characters: President George Bush.



Ed O’Neill’s MonologueSummary: Ed O’Neill may be well-known for his performance on “Married.. With Children”, but his hosting is also a potential embarrassment for SNL and Fox.



I Got What You NeedSummary: Stash the shopkeeper (Ed O’Neill) recommends household items as though we were describing his penis.


Wayne’s WorldSummary: Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth (Dana Carvey) perform an anti-drunk driving ad to make amends with their Driver’s Ed teacher Mr. Hemphill (Ed O’Neill).

Recurring Characters: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar.


Harry Connick, Jr. performs “It Had To Be You”

Weekend Update with Dennis MillerRecurring Characters: Grumpy Old Man.

The Nagging Husband

Dennis Woo’s Real Estate Fortunes The Easy Way

Ceausescu’s Wake

Harry Connick, Jr. performs “It’s Alright With Me”

Lothar Of The Hill PeopleSummary: Lothar (Mike Myers) dicusses “walking with women) with Tyler (Phil Hartman) and Faldor (Ed O’Neill).

Recurring Characters: Lothar, Tyler.


SNL in the 90’sSummary: Lorne Michaels previews the changes that will be made to SNL in the coming decade.

Recurring Characters: Church Lady.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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