Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 15: Episode 10
[ open on Victoria Jackson running through the streets of New York to catch a cab. Once inside, she casually removes product from purse and nicks off a few unwanted hairs around her knees. ]
“She’s on the go
She’s gonna make that smooth look last.
“She’s movin’ up now
And men don’t care.
‘Cause they can’t see unwanted hair.
Under the ladyyyyyy!
“She’s soft to touch
Not like a man.
Just want to stay as smooth as she can.
“She’s soft and sleek
Smooth and soft
Sleek and soft
Soft and soft.
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