March 17th, 1990
Sex Tape WorriesSummary: As President George Bush (Dana Carvey) addresses the nation with the promise of not gloating, Rob Lowe worries that the audience will hate him because of the sex tape.
Recurring Characters: President George Bush.
Rob Lowe’s MonologueSummary: Rob Lowe’s fears were correct – the audience hates him, although they love Jon Lovitz.
Irish Drinking SongsRecurring Characters: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar, Nancy.
Church ChatSummary: The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) paddles Rob Lowe for the sex tape incident.
Recurring Characters: Church Chat.
Governor Wade Hammond
Dieter’s Dance PartyRecurring Characters: Dieter.
The Pogues perform “White City”
Weekend Update with Dennis MillerRecurring Characters: Annoying Man.
The Arsenio Beckman ShowRecurring Characters: Linda Blair.
Randy X For Governor
Mace’s TrainerRecurring Characters: Mace.
The Pogues perform “Body”
Alexander’s Fur WorldTranscript