Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 15: Episode 18
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
April 21st, 1990
Alec Baldwin
The B-52’s
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Tom Davis
Rob Schneider
David Spade
Conan O’Brien
A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: President George Bush (Dana Carvey) licks his glaucoma drops.
Recurring Characters: President George Bush.
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Montage
Alec Baldwin’s MonologueSummary: Handsome actor Alec Baldwin overextends his desire to “charm” the audience with his dashing good looks.
Also Hosted: 90n, 92m, 93m, 94h, 95k, 96n, 98i, 00p, 01r, 03f, 05h, 06e.
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GreenhillySummary: Groundskeeper Mr. Cherrywood (Alec Baldwin) delights in kissing everyone at the Greenhilly country club.
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The Environmentally Conscious One
The Greto Garbo I KnewSummary: James O’Brien (Alec Baldwin) recalls the eccentric nature of Greta Garbo’s (Jan Hooks) desire to be alone.
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Only in New York
The B-52’s perform “Cosmic Thing”
Weekend Update with Dennis MillerSummary: Kevin Nealon delivers the news from Ten Feet Away. A. Whitney Brown delivers a Big Picture commentary on Earth Day.
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The Nude Talk ShowNote: The schedule board in the background lists two shows that were sketches on other episodes of “SNL” – “Dukakis After Dark” and “The Insane Idiot.”
Recurring Characters: Al Goldstein.
The DinerSummary: Sexual tensions run high when a brash waitress (Jan Hooks) takes the order of a drifting cowboy (Alec Baldwin).
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The B-52’s perform “Channel Z”
Middle-Aged ManRecurring Characters: Middle-Aged Man.
Goodnights
