SNL Transcripts: Alec Baldwin: 04/21/90


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  Season 15: Episode 18

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


April 21st, 1990

Alec Baldwin

The B-52’s


Tom Davis

Rob Schneider

David Spade

Conan O’Brien
A Message From the President of the United StatesSummary: President George Bush (Dana Carvey) licks his glaucoma drops.

Recurring Characters: President George Bush.



Alec Baldwin’s MonologueSummary: Handsome actor Alec Baldwin overextends his desire to “charm” the audience with his dashing good looks.

Also Hosted: 90n, 92m, 93m, 94h, 95k, 96n, 98i, 00p, 01r, 03f, 05h, 06e.


GreenhillySummary: Groundskeeper Mr. Cherrywood (Alec Baldwin) delights in kissing everyone at the Greenhilly country club.


The Environmentally Conscious One

The Greto Garbo I KnewSummary: James O’Brien (Alec Baldwin) recalls the eccentric nature of Greta Garbo’s (Jan Hooks) desire to be alone.


Only in New York

The B-52’s perform “Cosmic Thing”

Weekend Update with Dennis MillerSummary: Kevin Nealon delivers the news from Ten Feet Away. A. Whitney Brown delivers a Big Picture commentary on Earth Day.


The Nude Talk ShowNote: The schedule board in the background lists two shows that were sketches on other episodes of “SNL” – “Dukakis After Dark” and “The Insane Idiot.”

Recurring Characters: Al Goldstein.

The DinerSummary: Sexual tensions run high when a brash waitress (Jan Hooks) takes the order of a drifting cowboy (Alec Baldwin).


The B-52’s perform “Channel Z”

Middle-Aged ManRecurring Characters: Middle-Aged Man.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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