Bad Idea Jeans
Guy #1…..Kevin Nealon[ open on group of guys sitting on a bench on a basketball court, laughing ]
Guy #1: Hey, we’ve got our apartment. We ripped up the floors, pipes, wiring, and having everything completely redone.
Guy #2: You’re renting, right?
Guy #1: Yeah.[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
Guy #3: Well, he’s an ex free-base addict, and he’s trying to turn around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months.[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
Guy #1: [ tosses bottle to Guy #2 ] Head’s up!
Guy #4: Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.
Guy #3: I thought about it, and even though it’s over, I’m going to tell my wife about the affair.[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ] [ more shots of BAD IDEA jeans ]
Guy #5: I don’t know the guy, but I’ve got two kidneys and he needs one, so I figured..[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
Guy #2: Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, “When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?”[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
Announcer: Bad Idea Jeans.[ shows a group of tough looking basketball players on the court ]
Guy #1: Hey, you guys ready? Let’s bet these guys! A hundred bucks.. make that two hundred! Two hundred bucks![ fade to image on screen: BAD IDEA JEANS ] [ fade out ]
Thanks to Tony DuMont for this transcript.