Bad Idea Jeans
Guy #1…..Kevin Nealon
[ open on group of guys sitting on a bench on a basketball court, laughing ]
Guy #1: Hey, we’ve got our apartment. We ripped up the floors, pipes, wiring, and having everything completely redone.
Guy #2: You’re renting, right?
Guy #1: Yeah.
[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
Guy #3: Well, he’s an ex free-base addict, and he’s trying to turn around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months.
[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
Guy #1: [ tosses bottle to Guy #2 ] Head’s up!
Guy #4: Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.
[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
[ close-up of the jeans they’re wearing, the label reads: BAD IDEA JEANS ]
Guy #3: I thought about it, and even though it’s over, I’m going to tell my wife about the affair.
[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
[ more shots of BAD IDEA jeans ]
Guy #5: I don’t know the guy, but I’ve got two kidneys and he needs one, so I figured..
[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
Guy #2: Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, “When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?”
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Announcer: Bad Idea Jeans.
[ shows a group of tough looking basketball players on the court ]
Guy #1: Hey, you guys ready? Let’s bet these guys! A hundred bucks.. make that two hundred! Two hundred bucks!
[ fade to image on screen: BAD IDEA JEANS ]
[ fade out ]
Thanks to Tony DuMont for this transcript.
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