SNL Transcripts: Dennis Quaid: 12/15/90


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 16: Episode 9

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


December 15th, 1990

Dennis Quaid

The Neville Brothers


Jon Lovitz
A Message From the President of the United StatesRecurring Characters: President George Bush.



Dennis Quaid’s Monologue

Dysfunctional Family ChristmasTranscript

Sally Jessy RaphaelRecurring Characters: Sally Jessy Raphael.

Family Loves Ex-Boyfriend

The Neville Brothers perform “Brother Jake”Also Appeared: 85k.

Weekend Update with Dennis MillerRecurring Characters: Annoying Man, Grumpy Old Man.

Massage Students

Renegade Pilot

SprocketsRecurring Characters: Dieter.

The Neville Brothers perform “River of Life”

Schillervision Theatre

The Specialty Songs Of Cal McLane, Jr.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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