Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Jack Handey V/O:
I wouldn’t be surprised if someday
some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open,
and there inside was a whole person.
Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark.
And in the baby shark there isn’t a person,
because it would be too small.
But there’s a little doll or something,
like a Johnny Combat little toy guy – something like that.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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