Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Jack Handey V/O:
I wouldn’t be surprised if someday
some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open,
and there inside was a whole person.
Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark.
And in the baby shark there isn’t a person,
because it would be too small.
But there’s a little doll or something,
like a Johnny Combat little toy guy – something like that.