Hedley & Wyche


Hedley & Wyche

Spokesman…..Mike Myers
Pub Owner…..Phil Hartman
Barmaid…..Julia Sweeney
Bobby…..Kevin Nealon
Pub Patron…..Chris Farley


[ open in British pub ]

Spokesman: You like our pubs, and you like our fish and chips. And I’m about to let you in on another secret – Hedley & Wyche.

Pub Owner: It’s the only toothpaste we ever use! [ smiles, revealing poorly-cared for teeth ]

Barmaid: One tube last for years! [ smiles with rotten teeth ]

Bobby: Actually, I’ve used it all my life, and I’ve never had to go to a dentist. [ smiles with rotten teeth ]

Spokesman: Hedley & Wyche, is the toothpaste that makes brushing a pleasure. That’s because its mild cleaning agent is enhanced by two teaspoons of pure cane sugar, for a smile that says “Yum, that was good!”

Pub Patron: And it tastes great on a cracker!

Jingle: “Hedley & Wyche
The British toothpaste!
It tastes okay
And it’s got great taste!”

Spokesman: Hedley & Wyche. The British toothpaste. You don’t have to brush your teeth every week – but you just might want to!

Announcer: Hedley & Wyche. For a smile that says, “Yum, that was good!”

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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