Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 16: Episode 12
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
February 9th, 1991
Kevin Bacon
INXS
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Tom Davis
Conan O’Brien
Desert Storm Press BriefingRecurring Characters: Dick Cheney.
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Montage
Kevin Bacon’s MonologueTranscript
No Execu-John AdTranscript
The RichmeisterRecurring Characters: Richard Laymer, Sandy, Steve, Tom, Randy.
The Dark Side with Nat XRecurring Characters: Nat X, Sandman, Colin Powell.
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The Sarcastic Clapping Family Of SouthhamptonTranscript
Deep Thoughts by Jack HandeySummary: Jack Handey outlines a fun way to trick a kid.
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INXS performs “Bitter Tears”
Weekend Update with Dennis MillerTranscript
Roommate Specifics
Deep Thoughts by Jack HandeySummary: Jack Handey reflects upon biting into what is not a nectarine.
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Bomb Messages
SoundStage
INXS performs “Suicide Blonde”
Daily AffirmationRecurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.
Cleaning My RifleTranscript
GoodnightsTranscript
