Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 16: Episode 12
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Jack Handey V/O:
One thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland,
but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
“Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.”
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down,
he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland,
but it was getting pretty late.