SNL Transcripts: Kevin Bacon: 02/09/91: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey



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  Season 16: Episode 12



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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
One thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland,
but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
“Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.”
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down,
he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland,
but it was getting pretty late.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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