SNL Transcripts: Kevin Bacon: 02/09/91: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey



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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
One thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland,
but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
“Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.”
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down,
he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland,
but it was getting pretty late.

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