SNL Transcripts: Kevin Bacon: 02/09/91: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey



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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
As I bit into the nectarine,
it had a crisp juiciness about it
that was very pleasurable —
until I realized it wasn’t a nectarine at all,
but A HUMAN HEAD!!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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