SNL Transcripts: Kevin Bacon: 02/09/91: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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Season 16: Episode 12

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
As I bit into the nectarine,
it had a crisp juiciness about it
that was very pleasurable —
until I realized it wasn’t a nectarine at all,
but A HUMAN HEAD!!

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