Dennis Miller’s Last Show

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Dennis Miller’s Last Show

…..Dennis Miller
…..Lorne Michaels


[ open on Lorne Michaels pouring a cup of coffee backstage, as Dennis Miller walks up ]

Dennis Miller: Well, Lorne.. it’s been a great six years, but.. it’s time for me to move on.

Lorne Michaels: Is this really your last show?

Dennis Miller: That’s right.

Lorne Michaels: You’re really leaving us, Dennis?

Dennis Miller: Yes. This is it.

Lorne Michaels: Are you sure?

Dennis Miller: Yes, sir.

Lorne Michaels: You’re not going to come back every week to hang out on the set like Lovitz, are you?

Dennis Miller: No. No, I’m really going.

Lorne Michaels: Because that would be pathetic. I mean, the man has no life.

Dennis Miller: This is definitely my last show.

Lorne Michaels: I mean, thank God every now and then he gets a movie..

Dennis Miller: Yeah. Well, I’m serious. This is it for me.

Lorne Michaels: Well.. okay. Is there anything special you’d like to do for your last show?

Dennis Miller: Really?

Lorne Michaels: Anything, Dennis, you name it.

Dennis Miller: Well, you know, I’ve always wanted to say, “Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night.”

Lorne Michaels: Well, there’s the camera. Be my guest.

Dennis Miller: “Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night!

[ the show doesn’t start ]

Lorne Michaels: [ pats Dennis’ back ] That was great. Uh, well.. we’re gonna miss you, Dennis.

Dennis Miller: Yeah, I’m gonna miss you, too, Lorne. [ they shake hands ]

Lorne Michaels: Well, time to start the show. “Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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