Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 17: Episode 4
91d: Christian Slater / Bonnie Raitt
Young Actors Forum
…..Christian Slater
Rob Lowe…..Victoria Jackson
Emilio Estevez…..Rob Schneider
Charlie Sheen…..Mike Myers
David Spade…..Matthew Broderick
Dana Carvey…..Keanu Reeves
Christian Slater: Ah, welcome to Young Actors Forum, a weekly dialogue for young performers in the industry. Im Christian Slater, and joining me tonight are Keanu Reeves, Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez, Matthew Broderick and Rob Lowe. Ok Charlie lets start with you. Now you did some nice work in Hot Shots. Now youre doing a job with Milos Forman, sounds pretty intense.
Charlie Sheen: Yea I think its gonna be really special. Its called Firefly. I play this fugitive cop who has to make a choice, yea its pretty real. I get to work with some great people: Gene Hackman, Molly Ringwald-
Keanu Reeves: Did her.
Christian Slater: Did er.
Emilio Estevez: Did er.
Rob Lowe: Did er.
Matthew Broderick: Had er.
Charlie Sheen: Did her. And you know uh, when you work with people like that you gotta turn it up a notch.
Christian Slater: Sounds cool. Now Keanu, I know youve worked with Milos recently.
Keanu Reeves: Yea it was really liberating. Hes the kind of director who goes right up to the line u know, and then he goes a little over that line. And there was this one time I was doing this really intense scene with Daryl Hannah-
Emilio Estevez: Did er.
Charlie Sheen: Had er.
Matthew Broderick: Had er.
Rob Lowe: Been there.
Christian Slater: Had some.
Keanu Reeves: Got some of that. What Milos lets us do is you get to call your own cut. So you let the camera roll till you feel right about the scene.
Christian Slater: Thats great. Daryl is a real perfectionist. Shes also got that innocent quality, a lot like uh, Ally Sheedy-
Matthew Broderick: Had er.
Rob Lowe: I had that.
Keanu Reeves: Been there.
Charlie Sheen: [pointing to Estevez] We doubled her.
Christian Slater: Begged her [coughs]. Now Matthew, I hear youre working your chops in New York now.
Matthew Broderick: Yea you know every once in a while I like to go back into theater. Making a role fresh every night is a real challenge. Im even studying acting again, Im taking some classes with Duda Hoggins.
Emilio Estevez: Did er.
Charlie Sheen: Had it.
Rob Lowe: Made er.
Christian Slater: Did it twice.
Keanu Reeves: Got it.
Matthew Broderick: Nailed it shut. Cuz you gotta keep relearning your lines. It all comes back to you if you want it to.
Christian Slater: Well Rob we havent heard from you. Youre actually doing some TV now.
Rob Lowe: Yea Im doing a TV movie directed by Alan Alda.
Christian Slater: Is he cool?
Rob Lowe: Oh yea hes a great man. I met him once at a fundraiser and we totally hit it off. Its pretty cool cuz we dont just talk about acting. I mean like Ill come over and just hang with him and his wife-
Matthew Broderick: Yea been there.
Rob Lowe: Seen it.
Charlie Sheen: Double duty. [high fives Estevez]
Keanu Reeves: Did er.
Christian Slater: Doin er.
Matthew Broderick: Oh you are?
Rob Lowe: Yea Alans really down to Earth.
Keanu Reeves: Yea you know actors who direct are so much more generous cuz theyve been there you know? I mean Gus Van Sam was really cool but right now you know Im working with Penny Marshall.
Emilio Estevez: Been.
Christian Slater: Seen.
Rob Lowe: Had.
Charlie Sheen: Done.
Keanu Reeves: Been. I mean uh, if you have a suggestion shell take it your way, which as an actor is really cool.
Charlie Sheen: I know what youre sayin man. When I did The Rookie I got that kinda vibe from uh Clint Eastwood.
Emilio Estevez: Did im. Sorry I have the hiccups.
Christian Slater: OK, thanks for watching Young Actors Forum. Next week my guest will be Amy McCarthy.
Rob Lowe: Excuse me Amy?
Christian Slater: Yea shes a new actress Barry Levinson found, shes in his next movie. Amy McCarthy.
[All rush off stage, then come back not realizing they should still be on stage]
Christian Slater: Had er.
Keanu Reeves: Been there.
[violin theme music]
Submitted by: Ethan Greenberg
One of the funniest skits! Nearly impossible to find! Thanks to the Marxist Left internet police in all their infinite wisdom they removed it! I guess it was “suggestive” for the “me too” movement?
Such a well-structured and engaging article. Thank you!
Your writing style makes complex topics seem simple. Thanks!
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