SNL Transcripts: Rob Morrow: 01/11/92: Insulting Comments

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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 17: Episode 10


91j: Rob Morrow / Nirvana

Insulting Comments

…..Rob Morrow
…..Mike Myers
…..David Spade
…..Adam Sandler
…..Kevin Nealon
…..Siobhan Fallon
…..Beth Cahill
…..Melanie Hutsell

Rob Morrow: Ah moron, how are ya?

Mike Myers: Hey idiot, fancy meeting you here.

Rob Morrow: Well I would have never come if I knew apple breath was gonna be here.

Mike Myers: [laughs] Well you’re gonna have to live with it, won’t you, oh smelly one.

Rob Morrow: Oh, what have you been doin lately? Eatin the puss out of your zits?

Mike Myers: Well no stinky, I just finished a book about you.

Rob Morrow: Is that right count fag-ula?

Mike Myers: Yes it’s called the life and time of a man with no penis, it’s pretty good.

Rob Morrow: Well I’m glad you found time to read for a change instead of sniffing your finger all day like you always do. [Sandler and Spade walk in.] Hey if it isn’t Mr. Douche and Mr. Bag, the Finnigan twins, how are ya?

David Spade: Pretty good booger belly, considering the fact that I just got finished shaving your moms back.

Mike Myers: And how about you Johnny Dingleberry, still having those fantasies about sniffing Ed Asner’s feet?

Adam Sandler: Woah easy there ‘sergeant skid marks’. Actually I’ve been too busy pickin out my little hairs out of your sisters teeth.

Rob Morrow: Hey pigstains, where the hell’s our slices?

Kevin Nealon: Coming right up you oozing wad of stink. Ok I got pepperoni for Sir Scrotum [hands slide to Morrow], and I got onion for the Hemorrhoid King [hands slice to Myers], and I got anchovies for Micro Wang [hands slice to Sandler], and a little extra cheese for Mr. Herpes Simplex [hands slide to Spade], enjoy!

Rob Morrow: Well well well, if it isn’t skank fest ’92. [Beth Cahill, Melanie Hutsell and Siobhan Fallon enter.] What brings you skank bags here?

Siobhan Fallon: We wanted to see what it was like to watch 4 giant gerbil stuffing mutants eat pizza, and you know what? We came to the right place.

Melanie Hutsell: So what are you chunks of steaming corn infested dung up to?

Adam Sandler: Ah, just tryin to keep ourselves disease free you baloated yeast ridden hose bag.

Beth Cahill: Throwin a party across town, you chicken choking losers wanna come?

Rob Morrow: With you scab pickin tuna queens? Sure. [all leave table]

Kevin Nealon: Hope you all get killed tonight you sons of bitches.

Phil Hartman: [sitting at his table, lifting menu from in front of his face] Sticks and stones may break their bones, but apparently names will never hurt.

Submitted by: Ethan Greenberg

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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