SNL Transcripts: Chevy Chase: 01/18/92: Kaufman’s Big And Tall, And Short And Small Sephardic Jew Men’s Clothing Store



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  Season 17: Episode 11


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Kaufman’s Big And Tall, And Short And Small Sephardic Jew Men’s Clothing Store

Hal Kaufman…..Rob Schneider
Henry K. Kaufman…..Chevy Chase

Hal Kaufman: Hello I’m Hal Kaufman.

Henry K. Kaufman: And I’m Henry K. Kaufman for Kaufman’s Big and Tall-

Hal Kaufman: And Short and Small Sephardic Jew Men’s Clothing Store.

Henry K. Kaufman: We’d like to take this opportunity to clear up a misconception about Kaufman’s Big and Tall-

Hal Kaufman: And Short and Small-

Henry K. Kaufman: Sephardic Jew Men’s Clothing Store. While some people think that Kaufman’s Big and Tall-

Hal Kaufman: And Short and Small-

Henry K. Kaufman: Sephardic Jew Men’s Clothing Store is only for big and tall

Hal Kaufman: and short and small

Henry K. Kaufman: Sephardic Jews, they could be and they couldn’t be more wrong.

Hal Kaufman: That’s right Enrique. We included Sephardic jews in the name of our store as a point of ethnic pride because we are in face Sephardic jews.

Henry K. Kaufman: But we’re running out of time, so this point is, at Kaufman’s Big and Tall-

Hal Kaufman: And Short and Small-

Henry K. Kaufman: Sephardic Jew Men’s Clothing Store, every man-

Don Pardo: That’s right, Kaufman’s Big and Tall And Short and Small Sephardic Jew Men’s Clothing Store. Free gold star of David medallion with every purchase.

Submitted by: Ethan Greenberg

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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