Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone,
I do a little trick to calm myself down.
I’ll go over to the person’s house and ring the doorbell.
When the person comes to the door, I’m gone,
but you know what I’ve left on the porch?
A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side
of its head with a note that says “You.”
After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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Mariann Simms
Mariann Simms
3 years ago

I told my friend about this one from long ago and he told me to go and send him the link…so I was incredibly happy that I didn’t just imagine this. 😉 This is my favourite of all the “Jack Handey” ones.

Last edited 3 years ago by Mariann Simms
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