SNL Transcripts: Roseanne & Tom Arnold: 02/22/92


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February 22nd, 1992

Roseanne Arnold

Tom Arnold

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Madonna

Barbra Streisand

Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Under The Bridge”

  • A Message from the President of the United States

    Recurring Characters: President George Bush.

  • Roseanne & Tom Arnold’s Monologue

    Roseanne and Tom are hard-pressed for new information to divulge about themselves.

  • Dick Clark’s Receptionist

    Snotty receptionist (David Spade) won’t let Roseanne and others see boss Dick Clark.

    Recurring Characters: Jesus.

  • Coffee Talk

    Linda (Mike Myers) and friend Liz (Madonna) are shocked to see Barbra Streisand.

    Recurring Characters: Linda Richman.

  • Tall Tales of the Recession

    CEO (Tom) maintains desire to fire a greater number of employees at a faster rate.

  • Red Hot Chili Peppers performs “Stone Cold Bush”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    Recurring Characters: Grumpy Old Man.

  • Delta Delta Delta

    Recurring Characters: Pam, Di, Meg.

  • A Star Is Born

    When Tom feeds off Roseanne’s success, he becomes the bigger star.

  • Daily Affirmation

    Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.

  • Red Hot Chili Peppers performs “Under The Bridge”

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    The most dangerous animal in the world.

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    • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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