SNL Transcripts: Roseanne & Tom Arnold: 02/22/92


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February 22nd, 1992

Roseanne Arnold

Tom Arnold

Red Hot Chili Peppers


Barbra Streisand

Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Under The Bridge”

  • A Message from the President of the United States

    Recurring Characters: President George Bush.

  • Roseanne & Tom Arnold’s Monologue

    Roseanne and Tom are hard-pressed for new information to divulge about themselves.

  • Dick Clark’s Receptionist

    Snotty receptionist (David Spade) won’t let Roseanne and others see boss Dick Clark.

    Recurring Characters: Jesus.

  • Coffee Talk

    Linda (Mike Myers) and friend Liz (Madonna) are shocked to see Barbra Streisand.

    Recurring Characters: Linda Richman.

  • Tall Tales of the Recession

    CEO (Tom) maintains desire to fire a greater number of employees at a faster rate.

  • Red Hot Chili Peppers performs “Stone Cold Bush”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    Recurring Characters: Grumpy Old Man.

  • Delta Delta Delta

    Recurring Characters: Pam, Di, Meg.

  • A Star Is Born

    When Tom feeds off Roseanne’s success, he becomes the bigger star.

  • Daily Affirmation

    Recurring Characters: Stuart Smalley.

  • Red Hot Chili Peppers performs “Under The Bridge”

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    The most dangerous animal in the world.

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