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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
Contrary to what most people say,
the most dangerous animal in the world
is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant.
It’s a shark riding on an elephant’s back,
just trampling and eating everything they see.

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