SNL Transcripts: John Goodman: 03/14/92

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March 14th, 1992

John Goodman

Garth Brooks

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Garth Brooks, “The River”

Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.

John Goodman’s Monologue

Unforgivable

Natalie Cole (Ellen Cleghorne) records duet album with deceased performers.

Recurring Characters: Sammy Davis, Jr., Elvis.

My 75 Kids

Sperm doctor Cecil Jacobson (Goodman) is forced into sitcom with illegitimate children.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Feeding drumsticks to dolphins.

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Recurring Characters: Cirroc.

Garth Brooks performs “Rodeo”

Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

Cajunman (Adam Sandler) relates his Spring Break experiences to Kevin Nealon.

Ed McMahon (Phil Hartman) is enthuiastic during wedding to Pamela (Beth Cahill).

Recurring Characters: Cajunman, Ed McMahon.

Theatre Stories

Anton Mesrobian: Dermotologist

Garth Brooks performs “The River”

Schlomo Fuchs

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Running like an angry rabbit.

Caesar’s Sauna

Stranger (Goodman) in ancient Roman sauna overhears Caeser assassination plans.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Being sprayed by a golden skunk.