SNL Transcripts: John Goodman: 03/14/92

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March 14th, 1992

John Goodman

Garth Brooks


Garth Brooks, “The River”

  • >Star Trek Democrats

    Recurring Characters: Bill Clinton.

  • John Goodman’s Monologue

  • Unforgivable

    Natalie Cole (Ellen Cleghorne) records duet album with deceased performers.

    Recurring Characters: Sammy Davis, Jr., Elvis.

  • My 75 Kids

    Sperm doctor Cecil Jacobson (Goodman) is forced into sitcom with illegitimate children.

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Feeding drumsticks to dolphins.

  • Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

    Recurring Characters: Cirroc.

  • Garth Brooks performs “Rodeo”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    Cajunman (Adam Sandler) relates his Spring Break experiences to Kevin Nealon.

    Ed McMahon (Phil Hartman) is enthuiastic during wedding to Pamela (Beth Cahill).

    Recurring Characters: Cajunman, Ed McMahon.

  • Theatre Stories

  • Anton Mesrobian: Dermotologist

  • Garth Brooks performs “The River”

  • Schlomo Fuchs

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Running like an angry rabbit.

  • Caesar’s Sauna

    Stranger (Goodman) in ancient Roman sauna overhears Caeser assassination plans.

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Being sprayed by a golden skunk.

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