Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Jack Handey V/O:
It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble
of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks,
then the guy at Marineland says,
“You can’t throw that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.”
Sure they eat fish, if that’s all you give them!
Man, wise up.

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