SNL Transcripts: Mary Stuart Masterson: 03/21/92


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March 21st, 1992

Mary Stuart Masterson

En Vogue


En Vogue, “Free Your Mind”

  • The McLaughlin Group

    After losing Democratic nomination, Pat Buchahan (Phil Hartman) endures barbs.

    Recurring Characters: John McLaughlin, Pat Buchanan.

  • Mary Stuart Masterson’s Monologue

    Masterson very quickly shows off her stupid and vulgar side.

  • Action Cats

  • Lisa Pongrasic, Very Pregnant Undercover Cop

    Lisa Pongrasic (Masterson) deters drug smugglers thanks to her condition.

  • Lyle, the Effeminate Heterosexual

    His wife (Julia Sweeney) remembers his birthday with male stripper (Tim Meadows).

    Recurring Characters: Lyle Billup.

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Dealing with unwanted Thanksgiving food.

  • En Vogue performs “Never Gonna Get It” & “Hold On”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    Recurring Characters: Denise Swerski, Cajunman.

  • Delta Delta Delta

    Sorority graduate (Masterson) has since joined the real world and left herself behind.

    Recurring Characters: Pam, Di, Meg.

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Helping children develop a lucky feeling.

  • Monster Spray

  • Who Shot Me?!

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Bigger dogs with smaller heads.

  • En Vogue performs “Free Your Mind”

  • Colosseum Events Committee

  • “Million Dollar Zombie”

    Recurring Characters: Ed McMahon.

  • The Panhandler

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    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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