SNL Transcripts: Mary Stuart Masterson: 03/21/92


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March 21st, 1992

Mary Stuart Masterson

En Vogue

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En Vogue, “Free Your Mind”

  • The McLaughlin Group

    After losing Democratic nomination, Pat Buchahan (Phil Hartman) endures barbs.

    Recurring Characters: John McLaughlin, Pat Buchanan.

  • Mary Stuart Masterson’s Monologue

    Masterson very quickly shows off her stupid and vulgar side.

  • Action Cats

  • Lisa Pongrasic, Very Pregnant Undercover Cop

    Lisa Pongrasic (Masterson) deters drug smugglers thanks to her condition.

  • Lyle, the Effeminate Heterosexual

    His wife (Julia Sweeney) remembers his birthday with male stripper (Tim Meadows).

    Recurring Characters: Lyle Billup.

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Dealing with unwanted Thanksgiving food.

  • En Vogue performs “Never Gonna Get It” & “Hold On”

  • Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon

    Recurring Characters: Denise Swerski, Cajunman.

  • Delta Delta Delta

    Sorority graduate (Masterson) has since joined the real world and left herself behind.

    Recurring Characters: Pam, Di, Meg.

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Helping children develop a lucky feeling.

  • Monster Spray

  • Who Shot Me?!

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    Bigger dogs with smaller heads.

  • En Vogue performs “Free Your Mind”

  • Colosseum Events Committee

  • “Million Dollar Zombie”

    Recurring Characters: Ed McMahon.

  • The Panhandler

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