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Action Cats


Jingle: [ over logo ] Action Caaaaaats!

[ show pet cat creeping around wearing toy armor on its back ]

Announcer: Uh-oh.. it’s the big cat, with the big guns!

Kids: Wow!

Jingle: [ over logo ] Action Caaaaaats!

[ second cat wearing armor creeps out ]

Announcer: But he’s no match for Missile Missy.

Kids: Look out! Look out! Fire! Fire! [ fires plastic missiles from one cat to the other ]

Jingle: [ over logo ] Action Caaaaaats!

[ third cat wearing armor creeps out ]

Announcer: And, look out, because here comes Stego-Puss!

Jingle: [ over logo ] Action Caaaaaats!

Kids: Alright!

Announcer: Collect all 22 Action Cats. Including: Skela-Kitty, Laser Gal, Cat-Atomic, Spider-Cat, and all the rest. Then, you’ll say..

Kids: Action Cats are awesome!

[ show pet kitten wearing a smaller, lighter set of plastic armor ]

Announcer: Buy now, and get a free mini-mite.

Jingle: [ over logo ] Action Caaaaaats!

Announcer: Action Cats, by Kidco. Batteries and cats sold separately.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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