Action Cats


Action Cats


Jingle: [ over logo ] Action Caaaaaats!

[ show pet cat creeping around wearing toy armor on its back ]

Announcer: Uh-oh.. it’s the big cat, with the big guns!

Kids: Wow!

Jingle: [ over logo ] Action Caaaaaats!

[ second cat wearing armor creeps out ]

Announcer: But he’s no match for Missile Missy.

Kids: Look out! Look out! Fire! Fire! [ fires plastic missiles from one cat to the other ]

Jingle: [ over logo ] Action Caaaaaats!

[ third cat wearing armor creeps out ]

Announcer: And, look out, because here comes Stego-Puss!

Jingle: [ over logo ] Action Caaaaaats!

Kids: Alright!

Announcer: Collect all 22 Action Cats. Including: Skela-Kitty, Laser Gal, Cat-Atomic, Spider-Cat, and all the rest. Then, you’ll say..

Kids: Action Cats are awesome!

[ show pet kitten wearing a smaller, lighter set of plastic armor ]

Announcer: Buy now, and get a free mini-mite.

Jingle: [ over logo ] Action Caaaaaats!

Announcer: Action Cats, by Kidco. Batteries and cats sold separately.

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