Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Jack Handey V/O:
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner,
but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else,
just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead,
put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball.
Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys,
let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground.
Then say, “Boy, these are good cigars!”

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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