Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Jack Handey V/O:
I wish scientists would come up with a way
to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head.
That way, they’d still be good as watchdogs,
but they wouldn’t eat so much.
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Jack Handey V/O:
I wish scientists would come up with a way
to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head.
That way, they’d still be good as watchdogs,
but they wouldn’t eat so much.