Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Jack Handey V/O:
I wish scientists would come up with a way
to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head.
That way, they’d still be good as watchdogs,
but they wouldn’t eat so much.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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