Mary Stuart Masterson’s Monologue
…..Mary Stuart Masterson
Mary Stuart Masterson: Thank you! Thank you very much! It’s great to be here, hosting “Saturday Night Live”. You know, most of you probably know me from the movies I’ve done – most recently, “Fried Green Tomatoes”. [ audience applauds ] Wow! You’ve sene it! Thank you!
And, if you didn’t see it, my character was a young woman who was tough, yet vulnerable. Of course, that’s basically how casting directors se me – the young women who’s tough, yet vulnerable.
But that’s not all I am. So tonight, I’ve decided to how you a different side of me – a side that is vulgar, yet stupid. 3! 4!
[ band plays, Mary opens her shirt and does a vulgar, yet stupid dance ]
Thanks! I really wish I hadn’t done that. Right now, I’m feeling pretty vulnerable.. but you know, I’m gonna be okay. You know why? Because I’m tough. And we’ve got a great show tonight. En Vogue is here, so don’t go away, we’ll be right back!
