Mary Stuart Masterson’s Monologue


Mary Stuart Masterson’s Monologue

…..Mary Stuart Masterson

Mary Stuart Masterson: Thank you! Thank you very much! It’s great to be here, hosting “Saturday Night Live”. You know, most of you probably know me from the movies I’ve done – most recently, “Fried Green Tomatoes”. [ audience applauds ] Wow! You’ve sene it! Thank you!

And, if you didn’t see it, my character was a young woman who was tough, yet vulnerable. Of course, that’s basically how casting directors se me – the young women who’s tough, yet vulnerable.

But that’s not all I am. So tonight, I’ve decided to how you a different side of me – a side that is vulgar, yet stupid. 3! 4!

[ band plays, Mary opens her shirt and does a vulgar, yet stupid dance ]

Thanks! I really wish I hadn’t done that. Right now, I’m feeling pretty vulnerable.. but you know, I’m gonna be okay. You know why? Because I’m tough. And we’ve got a great show tonight. En Vogue is here, so don’t go away, we’ll be right back!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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