SNL Transcripts: Sharon Stone: 04/11/92


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  Season 17: Episode 17

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


April 11th, 1992

Sharon Stone

Pearl Jam


Lorne Michaels

Tom Davis

Jim Downey

Warren Hutcherson

Robert Smigel

Terry Turner

Fred Wolf

Jon Lovitz
Wayne’s WorldSummary: Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth (Dana Carvey) cast their picks for the Best & Worst moments at this year’s Oscars ceremony.

Recurring Characters: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar.


Sharon Stone’s MonologueSummary: Dressed in her “Basic Instinct” garb, Sharon Stone sits on a chair at Home Base as men throughout the studio eagerly wait for an illicit peek under her dress.


Jiffy Pop AirbagSummary: Now you can enjoy a delicious snack while you wait for the ambulance to arrive at the scene of your next accident.

Note: Repeat from 02/15/92.

Hitting on WomenSummary: Two grown men (Chris Farley, Adam Sandler) can’t form the words to ask out an attractive woman (Sharon Stone) at a bar.

Sex GamesSummary: Dan (Kevin Nealon) doesn’t quite get the hang of participating in a sexual fantasy with his wife (Sharon Stone).


Flippy, The Flipping ChihuahuaSummary: Flippy, The Flipping Chihuahua is run over by Toonces the Driving Cat.

Recurring Characters: Toonces the Driving Cat.

Lung BrushSummary: Don’t stop smoking – clean your lungs instead.

Note: Repeat from 11/02/91.

Pat’s InterrogationSummary: Though androgynous Pat (Julia Sweeney) endures a “Basic Instinct” interrogation process, the mysterious gender isn’t revealed.

Recurring Characters: Pat.


Pearl Jam performs “Alive”Also Performed: 93q, 05p.

Weekend Update with Kevin NealonSummary: Rob Schneider’s commentary on the environment reveals the answers he was given while conducting a door-to-door poll. Queen Shenequa (Ellen Cleghorne) declares that she won’t be paying her taxes this year because she’s a black woman. Victoria Jackson’s commentary about the Democratic Party is sidetracked so can sing “I Love A Cop.”

Airport Security CheckSummary: Suspecting an attractive woman (Sharon Stone) of being a terrorist, male security officers (Kevin Nealon, Dana Carvey, Rob Schneider) fake alarm notices and make her remove articles of clothing.

Ernie’sSummary: Ernie (Chris Rock) insults his wife (Ellen Cleghorne) with ridiculously long descriptions.


Tayster’s Choice Spermicidal Jelly ISummary: A man’s (Dana Carvey) neighbor (Sharon Stone) bcomes to his door to borrow the product.


Phil Hartman CreationsSummary: Phil Hartman shows off some of the wigs he’s worn on SNL over the years.


Tayster’s Choice Spermicidal Jelly IISummary: A man’s (Dana Carvey) neighbor (Sharon Stone) returns the product to his apartment while he’s entertaining another woman (Julia Sweeney).


Pearl Jam performs “Porch”

The Porno CoupleSummary: A man (Phil Hartman) and his fiancee (Sharon Stone) admit that the real nature of their lives involves excessive amounts of pornography.

Tayster’s Choice Spermicidal Jelly IIISummary: A man (Dana Carvey) again meets his neighbor (Sharon Stone) at her sister’s (Victoria Jackson) apartment.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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