Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 17: Episode 17
Tayster’s Choice I
Woman…..Sharon Stone
Man…..Dana Carvey
Announcer…..Phil Hartman
Partygoer…..Siobhan Fallon
Woman: [coolly] Hello. I’m sorry to bother you, but… I’m having a dinner party.
Man: And?
Woman: And… I’m out of spermicidal jelly.
[laughter]Man: Come in.
Woman: Thank you.
[She walks in past him as he leers to the camera in approval. CUT to inside the apartment.]Man: Would… Tayster’s Choice be too good for your guests?
Woman: Oh… I think they could get used to it.
Man: It’s a very sophisticated spermicidal jelly.
Woman: They have very sophisticated tastes.
Man: Do they?
Woman: [grins] Yes. Well… I must be getting back.
Announcer: Savor the sophistication of Tayster’s Choice Spermicidal Jelly.
[FADE to the blonde with another woman at her dinner party.]Partygoer: [softly] So… have you met your new… neighbor yet?
Woman: [holding teacup] Oh, I’ve… popped in for spermicidal jelly.
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