SNL Transcripts: Sharon Stone: 04/11/92: Tayster’s Choice II


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  Season 17: Episode 17

91q: Sharon Stone / Pearl Jam

Tayster’s Choice II

Man…..Dana Carvey
Date…..Julia Sweeney
Neighbor…..Sharon Stone
Announcer…..Phil Hartman

[FADE IN on the man and a dinner companion cradling teacups and smiling at each other as soft piano music plays in the background. The doorbell suddenly buzzes.]

Man: Excuse me.

[He answers the door and finds his sexy blonde neighbor standing with a sack of groceries in her arms.]

Neighbor: You saved my life the other night.

Man: [chuckles suavely] The dinner party.

Neighbor: The spermicidal jelly. Very successful.

Man: How can you… ever thank me?

Neighbor: I’ll think of something. But in the meantime, at least I can return your…

[pulls tube out of sack] …Tayster’s Choice. [hands him tube]

Man: Look, I’m… busy right now, but… perhaps…

Woman: Perhaps.

[She turns smoothly away, and the man turns back inside. FADE to product ID.]

Announcer: Savor the sophistication of Tayster’s Choice Spermicidal Jelly.

[FADE back to the man and his date just as before.]

Man: Just my neighbor. How was the… spermicidal jelly?

Date: Perfect. Where did you get it from?

Man: Oh, I… have it delivered.

[FREEZE on his smirking face. FADE to black over applause.]

Submitted by: Sean

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Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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