SNL Transcripts: Woody Harrelson: 05/16/92


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  Season 17: Episode 20

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


May 16th, 1992

Woody Harrelson

Vanessa Williams


Andy Murphy

Jon Lovitz

The Tonight ShowSummary: Frequent guests make surprise visits during Johnny Carson’s (Dana Carvey) final night as host of “The Tonight Show.”.

Recurring Characters: Johnny Carson, Ed McMahon, Jay Leno, Arsenio Hall, Dennis Miller, David Brenner, Joan Embry.



Woody Harrelson’s MonologueSummary: Woody Harrelson proceeds to sing a song about how he hasn’t let fame go to his head.

Also Hosted: 89f.


Action CatsNote: Repeat from 03/21/92.

Take Your Shirt OffSummary: While on the beach, a hunky guy (Woody Harrelson) convinces his friends who have grotesque bodies to remove their shirts.


SprocketsRecurring Characters: Dieter.


Deep Thoughts by Jack HandeySummary: Jack Handey reflects on having “impressions” during a math test.


Vanessa Williams performs “Save the Best for Last”Also Performed: 98i.

Weekend Update with Kevin NealonSummary: The Super Fans comment on the Bulls-Knicks NBA Play-Offs. Opera Man (Adam Sandler) sings about people in the news.

Recurring Characters: Todd O’Connor, Pat Arnold, Carl Wollarski, Opera Man.

Delta Delta DeltaSummary: Frat boys (Woody Harrelson, David Spade) try to copy homework off of Pam (Beth Cahill), Meg (Siobhan Fallon) and Di (Melanie Hutsell).

Recurring Characters: Pam, Meg, Di.

We’re Cowboys & We’re ProudTranscript

Zoraida & Woody HarrelsonSummary: NBC page Zoraida (Ellen Cleghorne) thinks Woody Harrelson doesn’t like Puerto Rican girls.

Recurring Characters: Zoraida.

Frank Gannon, P.I. P.I.Summary: Politically Incorrect private eye Frank Gannon (Kevin Nealon) and his new sidekick, Rudy (Woody Harrelson), try to solve the case of an abortion clinci vandalism.

Recurring Characters: Frank Gannon.


Vanessa Williams performs “The Comfort Zone”

The Sensitive Naked ManSummary: Jeff, the Sensitive Naked Man (Rob Schneider), embarrasses his son by being naked during their day at the baseball game.

Recurring Characters: The Sensitive Naked Man.

Bad Expectant MotherSummary: An expectant mother (Victoria Jackson) puts her unborn baby through various perils around the kitchen.



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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