SNL Transcripts: Woody Harrelson: 05/16/92

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  Season 17: Episode 20

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


May 16th, 1992

Woody Harrelson

Vanessa Williams


Andy Murphy

Jon Lovitz

The Tonight ShowSummary: Frequent guests make surprise visits during Johnny Carson’s (Dana Carvey) final night as host of “The Tonight Show.”.

Recurring Characters: Johnny Carson, Ed McMahon, Jay Leno, Arsenio Hall, Dennis Miller, David Brenner, Joan Embry.



Woody Harrelson’s MonologueSummary: Woody Harrelson proceeds to sing a song about how he hasn’t let fame go to his head.

Also Hosted: 89f.


Action CatsNote: Repeat from 03/21/92.

Take Your Shirt OffSummary: While on the beach, a hunky guy (Woody Harrelson) convinces his friends who have grotesque bodies to remove their shirts.


SprocketsRecurring Characters: Dieter.


Deep Thoughts by Jack HandeySummary: Jack Handey reflects on having “impressions” during a math test.


Vanessa Williams performs “Save the Best for Last”Also Performed: 98i.

Weekend Update with Kevin NealonSummary: The Super Fans comment on the Bulls-Knicks NBA Play-Offs. Opera Man (Adam Sandler) sings about people in the news.

Recurring Characters: Todd O’Connor, Pat Arnold, Carl Wollarski, Opera Man.

Delta Delta DeltaSummary: Frat boys (Woody Harrelson, David Spade) try to copy homework off of Pam (Beth Cahill), Meg (Siobhan Fallon) and Di (Melanie Hutsell).

Recurring Characters: Pam, Meg, Di.

We’re Cowboys & We’re ProudTranscript

Zoraida & Woody HarrelsonSummary: NBC page Zoraida (Ellen Cleghorne) thinks Woody Harrelson doesn’t like Puerto Rican girls.

Recurring Characters: Zoraida.

Frank Gannon, P.I. P.I.Summary: Politically Incorrect private eye Frank Gannon (Kevin Nealon) and his new sidekick, Rudy (Woody Harrelson), try to solve the case of an abortion clinci vandalism.

Recurring Characters: Frank Gannon.


Vanessa Williams performs “The Comfort Zone”

The Sensitive Naked ManSummary: Jeff, the Sensitive Naked Man (Rob Schneider), embarrasses his son by being naked during their day at the baseball game.

Recurring Characters: The Sensitive Naked Man.

Bad Expectant MotherSummary: An expectant mother (Victoria Jackson) puts her unborn baby through various perils around the kitchen.



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