May 16th, 1992
The Tonight ShowSummary: Frequent guests make surprise visits during Johnny Carson’s (Dana Carvey) final night as host of “The Tonight Show.”.
Recurring Characters: Johnny Carson, Ed McMahon, Jay Leno, Arsenio Hall, Dennis Miller, David Brenner, Joan Embry.
Action CatsNote: Repeat from 03/21/92.
Take Your Shirt OffSummary: While on the beach, a hunky guy (Woody Harrelson) convinces his friends who have grotesque bodies to remove their shirts.
SprocketsRecurring Characters: Dieter.
Deep Thoughts by Jack HandeySummary: Jack Handey reflects on having “impressions” during a math test.
Vanessa Williams performs “Save the Best for Last”Also Performed: 98i.
Weekend Update with Kevin NealonSummary: The Super Fans comment on the Bulls-Knicks NBA Play-Offs. Opera Man (Adam Sandler) sings about people in the news.
Recurring Characters: Todd O’Connor, Pat Arnold, Carl Wollarski, Opera Man.
Delta Delta DeltaSummary: Frat boys (Woody Harrelson, David Spade) try to copy homework off of Pam (Beth Cahill), Meg (Siobhan Fallon) and Di (Melanie Hutsell).
Recurring Characters: Pam, Meg, Di.
We’re Cowboys & We’re ProudTranscript
Zoraida & Woody HarrelsonSummary: NBC page Zoraida (Ellen Cleghorne) thinks Woody Harrelson doesn’t like Puerto Rican girls.
Recurring Characters: Zoraida.
Frank Gannon, P.I. P.I.Summary: Politically Incorrect private eye Frank Gannon (Kevin Nealon) and his new sidekick, Rudy (Woody Harrelson), try to solve the case of an abortion clinci vandalism.
Recurring Characters: Frank Gannon.
Vanessa Williams performs “The Comfort Zone”
The Sensitive Naked ManSummary: Jeff, the Sensitive Naked Man (Rob Schneider), embarrasses his son by being naked during their day at the baseball game.
Recurring Characters: The Sensitive Naked Man.
Bad Expectant MotherSummary: An expectant mother (Victoria Jackson) puts her unborn baby through various perils around the kitchen.