SNL Transcripts: Nicolas Cage: 09/26/92: Canis

Saturday Night Live Transcripts

Season 18: Episode 1

Nightline

[ open on man overlooking pool ] [ dog walks across the length of the pool, as the Man watches from the opposite side ] [ Man undresses ] [ the dog jumps into the water and swims across ] [ Man looks on, then reaches in to pull the dog out of the water ] [ they kiss passionately, the dog humps the man’s leg ] [ show Man diving into the water ] [ fade to product ]

Announcer: Canis. Cologne for Dogs. From Calvin Klein. Now available at Macy’s.

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