SNL Transcripts: Nicolas Cage: 09/26/92: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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  Season 18: Episode 1

92a: Nicolas Cage / Bobby Brown

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Jack Handey V/O:
I bet for an Indian,
shooting an old fat
pioneer woman with an arrow,
and she fires her shotgun
into the ground as she falls over,
is like the top thing you can do.

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